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Originally Posted by bivenator
I am sitting on the couch watching some World Series when the phone rings. The heavily accented voice on the line asks me if I want ranch or ketchup on the side. Perplexed, I ask him to repeat and after realizing that I have no knowledge that could help this person I inform him that he has dialed the wrong number. I was extremely polite during the entire exchange.
The person then says that I should fornicate myself and that I was a little female dog.
My first instinct was to call back the number and give him some hell. I do think revenge, like Ahi tuna is a dish best served cold. I have saved his number and want to bring the pain in a more creative manner.
What suggestions my Pelican brothers do you have that would cause this person a great deal of inconvenience for his asshat behavior?
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Well, first, since it is now personal, for the first act may I suggest we take a poll as to this person's new name. You've gotta have a name in order for the fun to begin. For example, I've always liked using Dill Doe, or Dill Dough....
For the second act, I'll venture a guess *cough* *cough* Mr. Doe, or Mr. Dough or whichever name polls best, is going to be very, very, very busy between answering calls from trying to sell all sorts of items on craigslist to answering calls from personals on craigslist.....
For the third act, Mr. Dough's phone number checks out as a mobile number. It shouldn't be terribly difficult to identify which provider. Once that is known, and using a burner e-mail account, let the texts and Carlos Danger pics via e-mail to Mr. Dough's phone rip.
For the fourth act, should you be in a spending mood, may I suggest taking out for example a bill board ad, or placing an internet banner add with said number as a point of contact.....
No matter what you ultimately decide upon, be sure to have fun! Best wishes to your successful counter of the defective douch-nozzle