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Originally Posted by bivenator
I am sitting on the couch watching some World Series when the phone rings. The heavily accented voice on the line asks me if I want ranch or ketchup on the side. Perplexed, I ask him to repeat and after realizing that I have no knowledge that could help this person I inform him that he has dialed the wrong number. I was extremely polite during the entire exchange.
The person then says that I should fornicate myself and that I was a little female dog.
My first instinct was to call back the number and give him some hell. I do think revenge, like Ahi tuna is a dish best served cold. I have saved his number and want to bring the pain in a more creative manner.
What suggestions my Pelican brothers do you have that would cause this person a great deal of inconvenience for his asshat behavior?
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I know I live an isolated life but I am curious about something in the OP.
What type of food does one order for delivery that some people want a side of ketchup and some people want ranch as a "side"?
I can't think of anything I have eaten that I would want a side dish where that is the choice.