[Adam]

I know it's distasteful, but you could put up a Craigslist ad in the local area. One of those gloryhole or "come bang my wife" type listings with his number... "I'll pretend I don't know what you're talking about, but it's part of what turns me on - I'll make you work for it etc" LOL!

When I finished high school, we listed the Principal's car for sale in the city newspaper (pre internet days), but for literally less than half what it was worth. Apparently he was getting calls for two weeks on it.