[cashflyer]

Ted goes to the most famous whore-house in Nevada and sees a gorgeous, blonde whore sitting on the piano.

He walks up to her and asks, "Hey doll, how much for a handjob?"

She replies, "A hundred dollars."

"A hundred dollars for a handjob!?" he gasps. "Why so much?"

She says, "You see that car over there? It was paid for by giving the best handjobs in town!"

He ponders, and accepts her offer.


The next day, he returns and speaks to the same whore.

"That was great yesterday, babe, but how about a blowjob now!" he says.

"Sure, for $500 dollars," she says.

"$500?! How come??" he exclaims.

She responds, "I have the biggest house town" I can afford it because I give the best blowjobs around!"

He thinks about it for a minute, and accepts her offer.


The next day he returns, and asks another question.

"How about a little bit of pussy from you today?"

She responds "10,000 dollars."

Ted is astounded at the price and incredulously asks why so much.

She says, "Because that's what my doctor wants for the sex change operation to give me the little bit of pussy you want."