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When I lived in San Diego, I met up with the local Ski (sex) club to go rollerblading. Afterwards we went for Mexican. While we were over at the restaurant, someone mentioned my owning a Porsche. The girl next to me says: "What's the matter? You have a little dick?". I schooled her! "Porsche owners are making up for their looks. It's the guys with the big trucks that have little dicks." She looks at the guy on the other side of her and says, "Don't you have one of those big trucks?"
Of course, NOW I own a diesel F350...
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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