Wait, what was that? I think we actually moved.
Naw, it was just a breeze.
No, we actually moved a tiny, tiny bit. Quick, check the sensors.
Nope, they say it was BS, we didn't move.
Well I'm still optimistic that someday, after spending $millions in tax payer's money, we'll eventually prove that this theoretical process can produce thrust, even if it's so small it's nearly impossible to measure.
Yeah, we'll show em!
