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i missed the bird shopping.

i need a bird for Christmas since my wife dropped the nugget that we are hosting family-less people at our house. Trader Joes, Safeway, COSTCO..everyone gives me a dumb blank stare when i ask them "hey, where are the butterballs?" no one has one.

there were pallets of frozen turkey just several weeks ago.

and if you ever need to call a grocery store and "hit 2 for the meat department" dont..nobody will answer..ever.

i'm strangely not in the mood for a standing rib roast.