i kinda dedicated the weekend to getting groceries and this includes a turkey.
i went to Lucky's..and bunch of Safeways, and i found ONE. i had it in my hot little hands, reading about how it is injected with salt water. some old lady was eyeballing it and she told me she cant find one. i put it into her cart. old trumps me anyday.
i ended up going to a real farm and got hosed buying a real bird.

. i got an 11 lb turkey.