[Joe Bob]

All in Bumfuchs Moldava near Russia in the middle of a civil war. The scientist/hero has made a spectral lighting system that illuminates the bad guy/ghosts. It is too heavy to man carry so they use a heavy lift mechanical dog/pony/donkey to carry it. Semi autonomous in action. Special guns are modified to fry the BG/Gs.....all this otta parts he brought and spare parts at the temporary FOB.....

Hero wins in end, no boobs, doesn't get laid, goes home, THE END........