[kuehl]

Kinda of reminds me of the story:

Wife: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the car is running funny".
Husband: "What do you mean?"
Wife: "There is funny noise coming from the front"
Husband: "What do you mean, where?"
Wife: "What do you call it, the hood? Sounds like a cement mixer".
Husband: "When did the noise start".
Wife: "Oh, I guess it was a month ago, but I did not want to bother you, I know you are busy. Oh, and there is a little red light on the dash, it says 'oil'".