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Ok, your post officially got the "snort" approval rating from the wife. She snorted when she began laughing hysterically and pointing at me when I showed your post to her.
And I quote....
" look honey, some other poor bastard that feels your pain".
Another couple of my personal favorites is when the cat stares you in the face at 2:00 AM and then sneezes in your face blowing cat juice all over you. And then there is the great mystery of just how effective a cat in the beginning phases of vomiting in the middle of the night is better than ANY alarm clock known to mankind..[emoji848] I mean you could be in the deepest, darkest dream with your favorite porn star and hear this.....
Dream emergency egress button pushed and your fully awake! Bam!!
Remind me again why we have animals?
This is our 19(82 in human)year old crotchety reverse blender thinking evil thoughts upon the dog. Notice the black demon-like eyes also seen in Supernatural?..... it's not just a series. We live it! We had better stock up on salt like Sam and Dean.
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