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Originally Posted by Seahawk
When I was the Chief Government Test Pilot at the Sikorsky Factory as soon as you declared your intent to leave, a guard escorted you to your desk with movers and packed you out...all badges, access to Sikorsky computer networks and company equipment taken and you were escorted to your car and watched as you drove off the property.
Same when folks were laid off or fired except the guard and movers just showed up and then the employee was taken to HR.
I asked why. Apparently, and I was never able to get hard evidence, a fired employee once changed engineering specs on some drawings before he left.
Hope everything went well.
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That is how it typically works for IT stuff as well.
Of course a *real* BOFH will grab copies of the CEO/CFO secretaries purity tests and fabricate compelling evidence that the CIO is in to animal porn, bukkake, etc in the first few hours on the job. He will also know the location of the three nearest construction dumpsters, the nearest construction site that is pouring a lot of concrete, where to get sacks of quick lime at weird hours, and of course the schedule of specials for the nearest bar/pub/tavern.
Posting from my phone. Envision green where appropriate. Or not
