Oh dear, a misunderstanding or perhaps a "catfuffle"? Or is it straight out WWC wrestling?!
On the left in the orange stripped suite, Oliver! 4.5 YO weighing in at 19 lbs.
On the right wearing white and gray spots, Chester! ~ 9 YO weighing in at 17 lbs.
At stake, the Ottoman Empire.
"Hey listen Mister, this is MY Ottoman. I need space!"
"Wise guys get knocked off see!"
"Take that! Right cross!"