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A far from complete list.

3rd grade, rollover in the school bus. Unhurt.
1986. Am sitting in the back of high school buddies fiat when the guy in front dares him to do a donut. Still have an actual dent in my right leg.
1991 rolled my firebird drunk. street racing. Unharmed.
1999. Idiot ***** turned right in front of me. Went through her windshield. I fully endorse arai helmets. Cuts and bruised ribs.
2000, German tourist in a rental car merges into me. Cracked ribs. Really learned to hate insurance companies after that.
2003 drunk illegal t-bones my step dads pickup while I was in the passenger seat. Bruised, okay.
2004, low sided on the Angeles crest. Broke the L3 and L4. Month in a wheelchair.


The lesson? I am a **** magnet. And safety gear matters.