[Crowbob]

Chickens equals varmints.

It's a trade-off where I live. In my situation, the varmint population would literally explode beyond what it already is.

Forgzample, I recently discovered the socialist Nation of North American White Tail Deer had over the winter determined that my yard was a direct path to aid in their migratory habits. The beasts are quite efficient, I'd add.

All's I need are more foxes, squirrels, possums, skunks, coons, rats, turkeys, vultures, Bobcats, coyotes and groundhogs. Also snakes, rats, moles, voles and chipmunks. June bugs, lady bugs, hornets, wasps and Africanized honeybees notwithstanding. Mosquitos, black flies, horse flies, gnats, ants and gypsy moths.