[GH85Carrera]

Here at work at least twice per week we get some company that promises they can save us money on the credit card reader we use. It is just tedious. Since it is a business we answer every call. We just make silly stuff up to answer them.

For the folks selling their credit card system we just tell them we only take chickens pigs and goats or gold. No money that is evil and the work of the devil.

For the companies selling health insurance I tell them everyone here is a doctor and we treat each other for free.

The free vacation calls we tell them we travel all the time the best possible vacation is the stay home and read a book.