I guess I'm not done.
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A funny (but often true) example of everyday neurosis.
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So he's out in the boonies and has a flat tire. Looks in the trunk - no jack. He sees a dim light in the distance and sees that it's a farm house yard light.
As he's walking along he begins to think about and talk to himself about this scenario.
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- "I'll ask for and even pay to borrow a jack."
- "I hope they do have a jack that they'll loan me."
- "What will I do if they don't have one?"
- "What if they have one and won't loan it out?"
- "What if they're nasty as hell to me and slam the door on me?"
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So he knocks on the door, the home owner opens and says, "Hello stranger. What brings you here late at night?"
He says, "You can take your jack and shove it up your ass!!!"
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