All this conjecture is predicated on the fact Tabs does eat out of dumpsters. Tabs, I like you too much to let you enjoy LV life with your head in a bin (or even your hat in your hands).
Hey boys, let's start the "We'll Buy Tabs A Downtown Las Vegas Steak Dinner" drive.
Hell, I'd rather donate two bits to Tabby than some ubiquitous transient on Cahuenga Boulevard. At least I know my loose change is going to "wealth and taste."
