Oh puh-leez. Are you so enamored of Elon that you think that's anywhere near this ballpark? A Tesla has yet to even finish a lap at Laguna Seca- even when Car & Driver tried icing the batteries. It couldn't lap Nurburgring at anywhere near the speed of a Prius or an old Ford pickup. Let alone virtually any new car that costs tens of thousands less.
And after the Tesla hit's 60 it's a dead duck. The Malibu is pulling away. And after three attempts at ludicrous mode the Tesla driver is....ahem.... walking home.