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Originally Posted by 2porscheguy
We have the same problem here in Banff with tourists getting way too close to elk. Now elk are some seriously PFBAA...pretty fukcen big azz animalz! And every summer some dumb tourists get nailed by them and come out on the loosing end...it never fails no matter how many languages those warning signs are written in! 
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I hear you have mooses up there that get decent sized too.
Wouldn't want to pizz them off specially where they are digging ruts

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Evidently the frequency of bison attacks in jellystone has spiked in recent years, and the theory is as follows:
jackholes are getting way too close while trying to take selfies with the animals.
Serial.
Darwin must be working overtime.