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Originally Posted by Joe Bob
God favors the drunk, just sayin'.....
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I watched a drunk guy fall down an entire flight of concrete steps and land face first onto a concrete patio. He stood up completely unscathed. Later that evening a friend and I were walking down the street, and found him fallen in a ditch and unable to get up. Not injured, just inebriated.
Real life quote from another drinker, ''I had to drive. I was too drunk to walk.''.