[wayner]

Two guys out hunting

One gets bit by a rattler. Gets him right in the dick!

He falls and gets his leg pinned under a log
They discuss and since they know that with a snakebite time is your enemy, they decide he'll try the free himself while his friend goes for help.

Friend arrives at the doctors for advice

Doc says that he will probably be dead by the time they get him back out of the woods so there is only one way to save your friends life

Doc says "Your going to have to suck the poison out"

The friend rushes back to the forest and locates the guy with the snake bite
The guy asks "what did the doc say?"

The friend says "Doc says your gonna die."