[stomachmonkey]

Last time I saw the original was 33 years ago as it sank to the bottom of Oyster Bay Cove in my wallet in the back pocket of the right half of my pants.

A typical summer Saturday night on the boat with beers and chicks.

My license was in there as well which became problematic after we moored the boat and the local popo spotted me walking through the marina parking lot wearing only the left half of my pants.

The replacement which I only got 8 years ago, because TX would not give me a drivers license without one, is wherever my wife keeps that stuff.

Pretty sure it's somewhere in the house.