You have some weird relatives Richard.
My relatives are weird but not in that league.
I was looking at the spam box and almost everything it down to Viagra or something to enhance my love life. I guess all the folks selling the male enhancement cremes and pills gave up. Maybe everyone know it does not really work.
Like the breast enhancement cremes, if it made boobs bigger would it not also make her hands bigger?
Hey wait, maybe it all got diverted to Washing DC, there are more big boobs in congress than anywhere else.