At lunchtime I was really just wanted to make a run to a local grocery store. Unfortunately for the area around the office the only grocery stores are Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. Both are about a mile away. The Whole Foods (Whole Paycheck) is a littler easier to get in and out of so it won out.I was just making a fruit run for some grapes, bananas, oranges and apples. The store is full of women and one in particular in front of me was in yoga pants and she was bent over looking at the blueberries and I just "happened" to be admiring the view when some other woman came along with her shopping cart about to run me over. I looked up at her to be sure she did not run me over and she gave me a dirty look for looking at miss yoga pants all bent over. Since she was still bent over looking at blueberries I thought I might need to inspect the mangos in the bin right next to her. Yea, that's the ticket! The Mangos.