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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie
Happy Birthday Fred. I enjoyed the fake news....  |
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8:00am May 6th. Smoking hot 23 year old calls me. "Bob, I don't know where my car is. I ruined my life last night. Can you find my car. Last I remember, I was at RJ's. Save me. Don't tell my boss why I'm calling off for work, blah blah."
Found her car in the RJ's lot. Spiked her tire into a curb, bent wheel, blown tire, driver's mirror busted off mounting post. She lucked out with respect to DUI.
Smelled like a still when she got in my car.
Here's the best part. She is on phone with her boyfriend who did not accompany her on the evening festivities of May 5th. "DID YOU F*** CODY? DID YOU F*** CODY? is all I could hear him screaming without speaker on."
Put the spare tire on and she gave me $50. Asked for $20.
Hush money.
(She is a hair dresser - recall the Hot Crazy Matrix)