Jeff, the grass behind your trailer looks really tall!

I bet you left the mower at home.
Good over the hump day morning to all y'all.
Brett, I don't have any bill collector stories. About the closest thing is our phone number is the same one that a oil and gas exploration company had in the past. Some dude from Germany called late at night and demanded I help him with his royalty check. I told him we have zero to do with that company and I have no information on what happened to them and he was out of luck. We kept getting calls like that so I finally just called 411 and asked for the number to that company. They gave out my number. Fortunately the operator was a human and I stopped her, and said we have a problem. I asked he for the number to me and she had the same phone number. She even said, I think I understand your issue. She said she would be sure to update the computer that day. The listing is just for us now. Now we don't answer the phone at all unless it is someone we know. If they leave a legit message, we call back. The rest are ignored.