"they actually have sensors built into their flashlights which can tell them if you have any booze on your breath. "
Are you serious? Holy crap. I got pulled over last week at around 2 in the morning - 200 yards from my driveway!!! Instant-on radar got me for 61 in a 45. Wasn't drunk by any means but had a couple of drinks that night and thought for sure I was in HUGE trouble. Had the Peppervagen and he was very interested in hearing about it. Went back to write me up anyway. Then suddenly I see him walking QUICKLY toward my window (ever hear The Doors song 'This is the End'?????????????). He says, 'here's your paperwork, I've got an emergency call. I know ya got a fast car here, but try to keep the speed down." Wiping sweat from brow .......