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Man killed on golf course . . . The price of honesty!
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she duffs it 10 feet. Then she goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically: "I guess all those f***king lessons i took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds: "well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43 ...
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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