[ckissick]

Two guys were walking across a field when they came upon a hole in the ground, about 2 feet around. They looked down and couldn't see the bottom. One guy threw a rock down the hole and they couldn't hear it hit bottom. "That's a mighty deep hole," said one of them.

The other guy noticed an anvil nearby. He picked it up and dropped it down the hole. They never heard it hit bottom. Just then, a goat came running past them, fast as lightning, and jumped right down the hole without hesitation.

The two guys looked at each other in amazement when they heard someone calling, "Mabel! Oh, Mabel!" A farmer approached the guys and asked, "You fellas see a goat around here? Name's Mabel."

One of the guys said, " A goat just jumped down this here hole."

"That's impossible," said the farmer. "She was chained to an anvil."