I walked into the local convenience store one morning to get a pack of smokes. Pondering breakfast, the flat roller type hot dog grill to my left at a distance of about 6 feet away caught my eye. As I looked and pondered convenience store hotdogs for breakfast, the unthinkable happened.
A freaking hot dog rolled off the grill, flopped to the floor and rolled towards me.
And if that wasn't enough, a few seconds later another one did the exact same thing.
I told the clerk "ahh, the Google Mind Control App V. 2.56 is out!"
She killed my freak out when she said somebody loaded the grill incorrectly and put the larger diameter sausages behind the dogs. Apparently the sausages gain traction and onto the floor go the dogs. Wasn't the first time it had happened.
