[stomachmonkey]

Coming home one Saturday night with the then GF, now wife.

Gas station on my right at the corner.

As I'm stoping for the light before making my right on red I pick up a cruiser hiding in a dark corner of the gas station.

Stop, count to three then go.

Sure enough he comes out after me.

He walks up and I don't even wait for him to start the dialogue,

"I don't understand officer, I came to a complete stop, I signaled, I did a three count, why are you pulling me over?"

Did you see the sign?

"If you referring to the one that says No Right On Red with a smaller sign under it that says 7-9AM and 2-3:30PM School Days, then yes I saw it."

He looks at me for a like 10 seconds and finally says, Is that what it says?

"Yes sir, I don't mind waiting here while you go check it out"

No, that's OK, have a nice night.