[Bill Douglas]

A cop story I quite like...

In New Zealand's South island, on a back country road, a cop pulls a guy over for doing a couple mph over the speed limit. He says to the cop "You are going to fine me fifty dollars for going a couple of mph over the speed limit here?" Cop "Yes." Then the driver replied "In that case I'm going to fine you one hundred and fifty dollars for standing on the road without wearing safety vest - I'm a health and safety inspector."