[KevinP73]

Years back coming home in the wee early hours of the morning I launched my car crossing some train tracks at a high rate of speed, far above the speed limit. Immediately on the other side of the tracks was a cop coming from the opposite direction. He flipped the anticipated u turn, pulled up behind me and lit me up. I pulled over knowing exactly what he had in mind. He asked for my license and registration as he set his Tommy's Burger milk shake on the roof of my car. I complied and he handed my license back and said, "No I need to see your PILOTs license!!". He wrote me up for 65mph in a 30 zone, reckless driving, excessive exhaust noise, non street legal tires, and told me to thank my lucky stars he was letting me drive away.