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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Three women are chipping up to the fourth hole at Old Course Ranfurly Golf Club when a nakedman wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees, runs to the back of the green and stands facing them from afar.
The ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first one says, 'He is definitely not my husband.
The second one gazes longingly at his package and says, 'He is not mine either,"
After a lengthy inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this golf club."
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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