"You thought you were getting a pug/beagle mix but I've got several different faces."
"Here I am a stumpy Labrador retriever. The fastest chaser at the dog park when it comes down to it. I'm a stocky 50lb bullet. Throw a tennis ball twenty feet into the air and I catch it 10/10 times. 20/20 if you want to double up. Use the ChuckIt and I catch it on the first bounce 100 yards away. I like ball and I will play ball 24/7 if allowed. Training for major leagues. Reporting for duty."
"Here I'm known as Mr. Tongue the pit mix. But my spine hair also can stand up better than a ridgeback's. When other big dawgs get too near me I get a mohawk like the time I jumped in that black swamp without daddies permission and was all black with a tan stripe and made daddies car smell like wet socks for months. "
"Here I'm a boxer with the sweetest smile you'll ever see. Melt your heart baby? I got this. Binders full of charm."
Here I'm a sweet innocence puppy of 10 weeks again. Ooops I dropped the ball down the stairs and am too small and helpless to get it back. I'm so depressed without it. Please mister won't you bring me back my ball, just this one time? I double swear on my honor I would never drop in again on purpose. Oh no I would never do that"
