[Por_sha911]

Words Women Use

FINE: This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they believe that they are right but feel the need to shut you up. Never use FINE to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is about half an hour. It is equivalent to the FIVE MINUTES that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash so women feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING: If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, it means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has when wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. NOTHING usually signifies an argument will last about FIVE MINUTES and end with FINE.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING, cause a FIVE MINUTE argument, and end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “GO AHEAD” and then in just a few minutes it will be followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word but is still often a verbal statement that is very misunderstood by men. A LOUD SIGH means that she thinks you are an idiot at the moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH: Again, not actually a word but a verbal statement. SOFT SIGHS are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. THAT’S OKAY means that she wants to think long and hard before paying back to you the retribution for whatever it is that you have done. THAT’S OKAY is often used with the word FINE and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble and she will want to tell you why for FIVE MINUTES.

WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to H_ll.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is a challenge. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth so be careful and you should be able to avoid getting a THAT’s OKAY.

THANKS: The woman is thanking you. Although this is a foreign concept to men, just say “you’re welcome”.

THANKS A LOT: This is much different from THANKS. A woman will say THANKS A LOT when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will be followed by the LOUD SIGH. ***Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the LOUD SIGH as she will only tell you NOTHING. If you persist, you will be will get the dreaded “THAT’S OKAY its NOTHING” which will culminate in a FIVE MINUTE argument that will end with (you guessed it) FINE.