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The teacher was nervous about teaching the birds and the bees to her 4th grade class, so she thought she would ask some questions to see how much they already knew.
Little Johnny put his hand up first.
"I went to a movie and saw John Wayne kill 20 bad guys."
The teacher was a little perplexed, but went on to the next kid.
Then Johnny's hand shot up again.
"I went to a movie and saw John Wayne kill 50 outlaws."
The teacher was a little perplexed, but again went on to the next kid.
When he finished Johnny couldn't contain himself.
"In one movie John Wayne killed 200 Indians!"
The teacher was losing her patience.
"OK Johnny, tell the class what all these John Wayne movies can teach us about the birds and the bees."
"Teacher - it'll teach not to f*ck with John Wayne!"
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