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Originally Posted by jwasbury
I notice that the plaintiffs were awarded monetary damages as well...$238k.
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"Well your honor,
My wife and I just RECENTLY moved into THIS area from the OTHER side of the planet:
This place which OUR REALTOR (tm) told us was very nice AND VERY COUNTRY.
A place of freedom.
Where a man could park next to the street for more than an hour without being towed and could piss off the back porch any time of the day without retribution.
Or just shoot buck 24/7.
And my wifeypoo would so very much respect me more if I brought home a single tomato(e) vegetable food item from the abandoned pot on the the deck.
And she might even give me nookie.
I like country.
And then suddenly there is a noisy FARM.
And it is suddenly next door and suddenly springs up to make that nasty farm noise and stink typical of a farm.
OMG! where the fk did that FARM come from?
Help us!
Give us half a million dollars for our mental anguish. Never mind the homeless vets. Fk them. Give me the money."