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Originally Posted by GWN7
The Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in conjunction with
some other relevant Investigation agencies in the world nations such
as:
International Metropolitan Police
Central Intelligence Agency
Internet and Fraud Complaint Center
Justification office against Money Laundry
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Because the agents at the FemaleBodyInspectors have jurisdictional authority over those other institutions, of which only one appears to be real and legit, the C**tInspectorsAssociation.
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Originally Posted by GWN7
Have hereby given this irrevocable approval order for your outstanding
contract/inheritance payment valued at US$5.5M which was fully
endorsed in your favor accordingly.
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"valued at". Did I ever tell you what my autographed Britney Spears poster was valued at? It's valued at a gazillion buckaroos!
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Originally Posted by GWN7
It's been suggested and concluded that it is better; your funds are
given to you via online banking. This means that you can be at the
convenience of your office or house and carry out transfer of funds
gradually to any account you want. Also the bank with online facility
can give you funds via ATM cards depends on your request.
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"Suggested and concluded" by who exactly? Ralph at the fish market? That's nice.
"Your funds are given to you via online banking" etc? Correct. If the account was set up that way and you use the ATM.
Come on people! We are still batting 1,000 here in pure truthfulness. Keep it rollin'
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Originally Posted by GWN7
The essence of doing this is because of the inherent difficulties in
international funds remittance from the formal banks/offices handling
the transactions since. The concerned authorities did not want you to
have such an ugly experience anymore hence the arrangement was made to
release the funds to you through Citibank New York.
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"an ugly experience anymore"? Ok. What previous ugly experience was there?
FBI, CIA, and now Citybank?
Uh oh. Now we are starting to name some big names here...
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Originally Posted by GWN7
I very much appreciate your patience and hope that you will continue
to be. Note; the total sum of Five million Five Hundred thousand US.
Dollars (US$5,500,000.00) shall be release to you by Citibank New
York.
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Now it all makes sense.
City Bank New York will also pay your friend the same amount of USDs. I hope.
Hey, but don't blame me if they don't.
It never hurts to ask. Ask them again. Nicer this time.
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Originally Posted by GWN7
In case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming
to be from the accredited paying bank, you are advised to STOP and
terminate all further contacts and communicate only with the Chief
Operation Officer of Citibank as you are advised to contact the below
information to oversee this payment file for release.
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"you are advised" Again, just another suggestion we thought you'd like. Take it or ignore it. Pssssh. What..ever..dude. Do what you want.
Oh. Please note what you could receive is a "payment file". Extra crispy. With hot sos. That's what they call doughnuts these days.
Everything in that email was legit and accurate.
What's the problem?