[Crowbob]

Back in the olden days before OSHA and stuff my dad would take my brother and I to work with him on construction sites once in a while.

Anyways, I'm walking around in my sneakers, which we used to call tennis shoes, and stepped on a board with a nail in it...

That nail painlessly popped up through the top of my shoe and there I was: nailed to a toobeyefore that was lying on the ground.

Weird thing was that big spike was not pointing straight up like you're probably imagining right now. It was pointing toward me, on a angle-like.

Doan no how but that nail went bullseye right between my big toe and the littler one next to it. Not a scratch on that foot.

Broke my head open bending over to pull that board off my foot on account of the toobeyetwelve sticking out from the scaffold that I didn't see, though.