[jamesnmlaw]

Little Johnny had never been with a woman. So, his friends fixed him up with a whore. The whore asked Johnny, "What kind of sex do you want? Straight, Greek, BJ, around the world, 69?" Johnny didn't really know so he just said, "69 sounds good." So the whore helps get Johnny into position and off they go. After a while, the whore farted. Johnny didn't know what that was about but at that point he didn't care so they just kept at it. A few seconds later the whore farted again. "You doing okay down there, Little Johnny?" Johnny said, "Yes ma'am, but I don't think I can take 67 more of those."