Good hump day morning all.
Pick it up guys, the thread was on page two! Gasp.
I made the long 12 step commute to work successfully once again. I kiss the wife goodby and make the long trek down the hall.
I heard back from my CPA who has heard from the IRS audit lady. She found some small errors but does not think it even warrants opening up the files to make adjustments. If her supervisor agrees then it is over. The CPA made a nice bonanza, I used up a small pine tree worth of paper and most of a toner cartridge. It cost me a week of detailed paper pushing. My fingers were sore at one point from sorting through paper. The skin on the tip of my fingers were raw and I almost wore off my fingerprints. In the end we had receipts for everything she wanted to see and proof of everything. I did learn to keep better records. I hope to never get the lucky draw of an audit again.
I guess my extraterrestrial friends managed to use the force on the IRS and convinced them I was not the droid they were looking for. The force was with me.