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Originally Posted by vash

i remember when i finally "grew a pair". I was just 16.

I pulled my car up to a pump. Some giant human being..huge dude pulls up his old car. I was checking my oil and about to pump my gas. He puts in a few bucks and tells me, "move!".
"what?"
mooove your car! What dont you understand?"
"what's wrong with your car?"
"my car wont go in reverse..now move your ass!"
"no..you cant ask more politely? Like say please?"
"you little s, i dont have to kiss your ass, now move!"
"you're right, you dont have to kiss my ass. But do you know what you have to do?"
"what?"
"you have to sit there all pissed off and watch me pump my gas"

i thought he was gonna pummel me. But he didnt. I still think he was the azzhole.

that was you!!!!!