[Crowbob]

On the plane flying back from Italy a buncha years ago, the round guy next to me stank. I mean stank like I can't even talk about it.

It wasn't bad at first but did get worser as the hours rolled on.

To this day I've not been able to identity what sort of biological mishap had befallen that guy.

Gagging stank. As we deplaned and when an escape route developed for just in case I asked him how someone can look so normal yet stink like a rotten skunk in a dumpster on a hot August day.

The guy was shocked apparently being oblivious to how insulting he reeked.