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Parenting in a nutshell

Mom I need a posterboard.
What?
I need a posterboard! For tomorrow!
Well it's 9 PM! When in the hell were you planning on telling me?!
I DON'T KNOW!
Great.
Yeah! I need it now! For tomorrow! I have to have it! *sob
Well go look in the playroom for some..
We don't have anyyy!
*sniffle
I need a white posterboooaaard!
Omg
I go to CVS. No white posterboard
Go to 2nd store
Buy the white poster board.
Here's your white poster board.
Oh thank you! Thank you.
I love you. You're the best mama!
Yeah. I know I am.
Go to sleep. I love you.
*MORNING
Don't forget your white poster board.
Here's your poster board.
Roll it up with this rubber band-
Be careful with the poster board.
Time for the bus
Bye bye love you best day ever
Kiss kiss
*Kids walk around the corner to the bus stop.
I'm so glad she got her poster board. Whew. Crisis averted.
I'm winning at this mom thing
Yay me. Hero. I'm the best.
I'm going to go on a walk today
Beautiful day feeling good. Stretch. I'm walking.
Turn the corner where the bus stop is..
Bus came. Kids are gone
Everyone gone
Except this
This. HER G@#%!?#% POSTER BOARD

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