[LWJ]

Let them know (via someone else) that you have a very nasty, highly contagious, anti-biotic resistant disease. Tuberculosis sounds about right.

Cough a few times next time you see them.

That may help.


Or, you could have your wife ask them "if you seem ok?"

She responds to their question about you with mumbles and words like "violent paranoia" or "sociopath." "Involuntary psychiatric hospitalization" has a nice ring to it as well

Good luck. My last two neighbors were reasons to move.

Larry