[juanbenae]

fake turrets syndrome. the more twitching, swearing and Disney references the better. you can make it more legit by turreting a few things now & again when they are in their yard with in ear shot.

the Disney references will have the parents considering it might interest the kids to listen closer. "DANCE DANCE DANCE!! FUCH-FUCH-FUCH!! WHORE BASTARD!! STOP IT'S RIPPING!!! LION KING!!!"

my neighbor has turrets & is the best neighbor ever! I always know when he's outside & he will never sneak up on me..