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Here are some gems from the cars description:
"Uniquely Rare one of a kind Porsche with European front end racing lights."
Uniquely rare. Ummmm, Yeah. One of a kind foooooor sure.
"After extensive bartering, engine was reinstalled and shipped to me."
Would have loved to been a fly on the wall for this exchange.
"This is da real deal."
It doesn't get any more real. It really doesn't.
"Similar to a Rare Gemballa Cyrrus. Valued over $180k."
Similar.
"Convertible top and tires dry rotted-holding air. Were new."
Everything was new at one point.
"A very few body cracks, couple skirt holes, two loose driving/fog lamp housings, broken license fixture, loose engine grill hood. Couple air duct hoses missing. AC compressor removed - included. Recaro bucket electric racing seats need reconditioning. No holes/tears/rips. Tinted electric windows and interior need cleaning. Needs carpets cleaned/replaced. Couple of CB/security/cell wires hanging down under dash. Trunk mat/jack/spare tire missing. Convertible top, skirt/air dam, license plate damage done by carrier."
Well, at least he's honest. Says it needs general TLC.
"This is a unique SHOW STOPPER. Love that roar!"
Yes, I believe it would stop any show. Does the car roar or am I missing something?
"I perform my own work."
What would you say, you actually did to this car? What work? If you could tell me, that'd be great...
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