[christiandk]

Originally Posted by SalParadise

Here are some gems from the cars description:

"Uniquely Rare one of a kind Porsche with European front end racing lights."

Uniquely rare. Ummmm, Yeah. One of a kind foooooor sure.

"After extensive bartering, engine was reinstalled and shipped to me."


Would have loved to been a fly on the wall for this exchange.


"This is da real deal."

It doesn't get any more real. It really doesn't.

"Similar to a Rare Gemballa Cyrrus. Valued over $180k."

Similar.

"Convertible top and tires dry rotted-holding air. Were new."

Everything was new at one point.

"A very few body cracks, couple skirt holes, two loose driving/fog lamp housings, broken license fixture, loose engine grill hood. Couple air duct hoses missing. AC compressor removed - included. Recaro bucket electric racing seats need reconditioning. No holes/tears/rips. Tinted electric windows and interior need cleaning. Needs carpets cleaned/replaced. Couple of CB/security/cell wires hanging down under dash. Trunk mat/jack/spare tire missing. Convertible top, skirt/air dam, license plate damage done by carrier."

Well, at least he's honest. Says it needs general TLC.

"This is a unique SHOW STOPPER. Love that roar!"

Yes, I believe it would stop any show. Does the car roar or am I missing something?


"I perform my own work."

What would you say, you actually did to this car? What work? If you could tell me, that'd be great...

Thats so funny Sal